Jokes Nepal

One day father and son are taling with each other, son said his son Son :  Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl. Father :  That's aswom son. Who is she? Son :  It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter. Father :  Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later :  Son :  Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter! Father : That's great son. Who is she? Son :  It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter . Father :  Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister. This went on couple of times and son was so mad, He went straight to his mother crying. Son :  Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father! The mother hugs him affectionately and says : My love, You can date ...

एउटा गोरो मान्छे थियो , जब उस्को छोरो जन्म्यो त्यो कालो न कालो । उ आफ्नो स्वास्नीको मा गयो र सोध्यो :Mjf:gL dnfO{ op 6f s'/fdf 8fp6 eof] . Efgg d]/f] a'9f] " हैन म पनि गोरो तिमी पनि गोरी छोरो चाँही किन यस्तो कालो ? स्वास्नी : डार्लिङ , म पनि Hot तिमी पनि Hot , बच्चा जल्यो होला नि । एउटा बच्चा एउटा किताब एकदम ध्यान दिएर पढि रहेको थियो जसको शिर्षक थियो " बच्चाहरुको पालन पोषण कसरी गर्ने " आमा : हैन तैले यो किताब किन पढ्दै छस ? छोरो : म यो जान्न चाहन्छु कि मेरो पालन पोषण राम्रो सँग भई रहेको छ कि छैन भनेर ।

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